![Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 movie review: Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani and Mandana Karimi's comedy FAILS to tickle your funny bone!]()
The film is directed by Umesh Ghadge.
Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 is the first of the three BIG sex comedies that will hit this year, the other two being Mastizaade (also starring Tusshar Kapoor) and Great Grand Masti (also starring Aftab Shivdasani). Warning bells should have been ringing in my mind when Riteish refused to play the lead role in the third instalment of the series that made him the superstar that he is today. But it’s my job to review this one, so here I am, watching what could be probably the worst film of the year…and it’s just mid-January!
What’s it about
KKHH3 is about Kanhaiya (Tusshar Kapoor), the son of an industrialist (Shakti Kapoor, aptly cast), who seeks true love and gets ‘cock’-eyed when he sees the colour red and make distorted expressions (for absolutely no reasons w.r.t. the plot, other trying hard to tickle us into laughter!). His best friend Rocky (Aftab Shivdasani) is a no-good Casanova. When Rocky accidentally causes Kanhaiya’s granny to die of a heart attack on her 69th birthday, when she witnessing him doing…err…with his thing, both of them decide it’s not cool to stay in India any more. They accept their common friend, Mickey’s (Krushna Abhishek) invitation to visit Thailand and fly there. Here, they realise Mickey is running a porn empire with his cohorts (Bigg Boss’ Gizele Thakral and Saif’s ex-flame Claudia Ciesla), where they make sex parodies of Bollywood blockbusters like Chennai Express, Sholay, Kick etc. Mickey convinces both Kanhaiya and Rocky to be a part of his ventures. Things go great, till Kanhaiya meets Shalu (Mandana Karimi) at a mall and falls for her. He hides his true profession from her, so when Shalu’s father, along with his dumb sister (Sushmita Mukherjee hamming like no tomorrow and replicating Tusshar’s mute act in Golmaal series) comes to visit him and his family, he decides to dress up his colleagues as his relatives. Unfortunately for him, they just can’t keep their ‘professional’ life out of their fake act!
What’s hot
The only positive thing that I can say is that Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab and even Krushna are earnest in their performances. I also think a smile escaped from my lips during the Kick spoof (which they have shown in the promos). The cameo of a star, who should have been the lead in the film, also brightens things a bit (though the entire scene rips off Rowan Atkinson’s salesman act in Love Actually, quite cruelly!)
What’s not
Before getting into the theatre, I had prepared my mindset about KKHH3 by repeating this in my mind a 100 times- I am watching a sex comedy, not Piku! I wanted my mind to be prepared for an onslaught of sex jokes, many I am sure will be puerile going by the trailers. But the films crashes beyond my expectations in being a comedy that failed to tickle none of my funny bones. There are bad jokes, puerile jokes, and lame jokes. It’s like the actors were not given any dialogues but were told to talk any trash, and make sure they are filled with innuendoes. My heart cried when they mercilessly ripped films like Sholay, Rock Star, Chennai Express just in the name of comedy. The direction is so poor, that the entire film feels like a bad episode of Comedy Nights Bachao, rated A. Scenes have been lifted from the previous Kya Kool Hain Hum movies, and even from a couple of the inferior American Pie direct-to-DVD sequels (which look like mini classics compared to this horrendous effort!). The songs come and go, while there is blatant and in-your-face advertising for brands like Lawman, a certain online retail store etc.
And the acting…Oh God! Apart from the lead actors, who are just helpless spectators in the film, the rest just grate your nerves. Gizele Thakral and Claudia Ciesla’s ‘orgasmic’ performances make you wanna strangulate yourself, while you feel pity for Darshan Zariwala, a fine actor, who is made to act like a desperate fool. Bigg Boss fame Mandana Karimi looks pretty and is seen in a bikini many a times, but she can’t act to save her life! While Riteish had a plot of his own in the previous films, here Aftab has no arc at all, and is just a filler. Your torture is complete when you see Tusshar in drag during the climatic portions, with his father and father-in-law lusting after him. And in the end, when almost everyone is trapped in a quicksand, you feel that you should have ging head first into that muddle, just to save yourself from all that pain!
What to do
I have enjoyed both Kyaa Kool Hain Hum and Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum, but this film is an insult to the genre of sex comedies. Forget that, this film is an insult to cinema, to womanhood, and even to your brains and your hard earned money that you had used to buy the tickets. And to think, they even warn us that there will be fourth part to this! Oh, where are the nuclear weapons when you need them???
Rating: 1.0 out of 5
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